Do You Want Fries With That?

The Rehab center is back!

With bells on, counsel and plaques

from years of experience

in fixing you;

from deep rooted heart issues

to getting gum off your shoe.

You don't have to worry

I don’t have feelings, dreams or hopes,

I am only here to help you cope

with your pain and disappointment

your fear of self assessment,

your obsession with the obscene

and everything in between.

You don’t have to worry

about me needing growth,

so please don’t be distracted,

I was just clearing my throat.

Please go ahead,

where were we?

Oh yeah!

The reason that you’re sad

and what made you so mad.

Let me find some scripture

or a song to lift you up

I might know a good therapist,

here let ME look it up!

But just real quick,

just a second of your time

I just have one question…

Is this your fault or mine?

While we’re on this subject..

I have one more question

You can keep talking...I’ll just listen..

But just real quick,

before I give your ouchies a kiss...

Did you want fries with this?